{"id":10075,"date":"2019-04-24T11:45:10","date_gmt":"2019-04-24T19:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=10075"},"modified":"2019-04-24T11:45:11","modified_gmt":"2019-04-24T19:45:11","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-15\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Just when Aries season was starting to get good, Taurus had to come along and end it. Thanks a lot, Taurus. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Cereal is just breakfast soup. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Hello, Gemini. Friendly reminder with this sunshine to please keep knees covered at all times. Thighs are fine. Shins are fine, also. But cover the knees!!!! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Want to hear a sad story? My parents asked me what I am doing after I graduate. Yep, you know. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Stop caressing your succulents. They need sunlight and water. Not your filthy, sweaty hands. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Your tip for the week: try doing homework. Give it a go. You never know \u2014 it might just help your grade, or something. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Y\u2019all hear somethin\u2019? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] HERE COMES THE SUN, DOO DOO DOO DOO [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] What if your sign was capriKorn? Rock on. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Pisces knows what\u2019s up. Can\u2019t a b\u2019 just get lost in the sauce? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Did you know that the leading killer in the pasta kingdom is too little sauce. So y’all get lost in the sauce, not for you \u2014 but for your carbohydrates. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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