{"id":10219,"date":"2019-05-08T17:50:27","date_gmt":"2019-05-09T01:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=10219"},"modified":"2019-05-08T17:50:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-09T01:50:27","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-17\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] It\u2019s probably hitting you now, in week 6, that you\u2019re in COLLEGE college. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Don\u2019t question yourself so much, Taurus. You\u2019ve made it this far, so you must be doing at least a few things right. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] According to the Facebook quiz we just took, your spirit animal is Danny Devito. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Remember that thing that whoever was suppose to remind you about but never did, this is your reminder, you\u2019re welcome. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] The taste of a bitter pineapple is succulent. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Thanks for checking in every week, Virgo. It\u2019s always good seeing you. To be clear, though, we always see you. Like the stars are literally always watching. But it\u2019s good to see you under your own free will. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Sorry, Libra, the stars are busy with homework this week and don\u2019t have time to give you life advice. Hint hint. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Genuine slab, partner. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Everything the stars are thinking to say right now sounds really cynical, so we\u2019ll just say that we hope you have a nice week. We\u2019re sending our love. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] No amount of facemasks are going to fix those dark circles around your eyes. There\u2019s only one cure for those bad boys, and it rhymes with \u201cfleep.\u201d And it\u2019s defined as, \u201csomething you will not be getting for at least five more weeks.\u201d [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Ya know, the stars have a really wise piece of advice, but will you even listen Aquarius? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Have you ever sniffed your socks and said, “whoa that’s spicy!\u201d? Blame your Pisces-ness. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] It\u2019s probably hitting you now, in week 6, that you\u2019re in COLLEGE college. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Don\u2019t question yourself so much, Taurus. You\u2019ve made it this far, so you must be doing at least a few things right. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] According to the Facebook quiz […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9932,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}