{"id":15185,"date":"2020-01-28T16:58:41","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T00:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15185"},"modified":"2020-01-28T16:58:41","modified_gmt":"2020-01-29T00:58:41","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-25\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you\u2019re behind 3 readings, 7 assignments, and 2 Papers\u2026 May the Force be with you, Aries. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Cats don\u2019t jump, they small\u2026 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] The Stars have dIpPeD [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] We should start calling Oregon residents Organisms. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] The Stars no advice for you, Leos. Figure it out, man. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] You\u2019ve known that Persephone was the heroine since before it was cool. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Turn up [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Remember when you were a kid and all you wanted to do was grow up, and now the thought of being a proper adult is absolutely nauseating. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] …aaaaaaaaaa yeet [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Make sure you get that extra shot of espresso in your coffee, you\u2019re going to need it. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] It\u2019s the star\u2019s birthday today\u2026 You forgot, didn\u2019t you? Sigh. Well, it\u2019s okay, I know you were too busy reading and working six weeks ahead to notice\u2026 Even more dramatic sigh. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] <\/span>Brb catch me trying to mentally get over the fact that it\u2019s literally Week 3 already and I still feel like I\u2019m on break?? <\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] 3 day weekends are great, until you spontaneously watch all of the Star Wars movies and now you\u2019re behind 3 readings, 7 assignments, and 2 Papers\u2026 May the Force be with you, Aries. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Cats don\u2019t jump, they small\u2026 [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] The Stars […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9932,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15185\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}