{"id":15254,"date":"2020-02-04T16:16:14","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T00:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15254"},"modified":"2020-02-10T17:52:41","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T01:52:41","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-26\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Round 1: FIGHT [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] You may think that was a good idea, but be honest with yourself\u2026 it most surely was not. Have fun fixing it. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] You want some advice? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] An apple a day keeps the doctor away; an apple aimed at his head keeps him away for life. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Don\u2019t let yourself get overshadowed by the DiCaprios and DiVincis of the world\u2026 can\u2019t all be special. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] \ud83d\ude41 Virgo, you\u2019re the snack that DOESN\u2019T smile back, and that\u2019s ok \ud83d\ude42 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Take some time to relax Libra. Maybe grab some popcorn, place some bets, and watch the Sagittarii v Capricorns fight it out. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] It\u2019s okay, Spring Break is only 54 days away. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Attack any capricorn you see today \ud83d\ude42 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Be safe, you\u2019ll probably get attacked by a sagittarius today. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Inserting yourself into the Sag v Cap situation will definitely make it better \ud83d\ude42 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] <\/span>Steer clear of both Sagittariuses and Capricorns this week. Both are crazy tbh. <\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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