{"id":15480,"date":"2020-02-25T17:38:50","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T01:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15480"},"modified":"2020-02-25T17:38:50","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T01:38:50","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-28\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] AYYY BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Just give up already, not working anyway. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Dude, Gemini\u2019s and their little rat fingers. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Be more like Obi-Wan. Take the high ground. <\/span>Be<\/span><\/i> the high ground. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] How does take to screw lightbulb in.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span> 25.63 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] I scream, you scream, we all scream. Everyone\u2019s incompetent. Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War. Stars. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Have you heard of the Giant Salamander? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Better out than in I say. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] BIG BOTO [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Do you hAve any moRE AlmOnd mIIILLLLk? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Look out. I\u2019ll eat a pig any way, any day. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Don\u2019t let this sunshine deceive you. It\u2019s still like -30 degrees outside.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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