{"id":16734,"date":"2020-12-03T19:35:26","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T03:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16734"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:35:33","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:35:33","slug":"take-a-sip-of-egg-nog-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/take-a-sip-of-egg-nog-when\/","title":{"rendered":"Take a sip of egg nog when &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Take a sip of egg nog when &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A family member complains about COVID-1<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">9<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Someone mentions Kate Brown<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A cousin wears a tail to dinner<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Any family member impulse-buys off Amazon after a single recommendation<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Someone tries to hit the high note in Mariah Carey\u2019s \u201cAll I Want For Christmas Is You,\u201d and fails<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If one of your younger cousins tries to hit the woah\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A family member says the votes need to be recounted<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A baby spits up and everyone says \u2018awwww\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Your aunty shows off your baby cousin but it&#8217;s ugly :\/<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You film a tiktok (drink again if you post it)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You get socks as a gift<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If your uncle brags way too much about the money he saved by going to Disney World during COVID<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Your family still decides to invite those \u201cfamily friends\u201d you hardly know to dinner<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n<p>Take a sip of egg nog when &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":16718,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[395,50,57,175,394],"class_list":["post-16734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-egg-nog","tag-holiday","tag-holidays","tag-humor","tag-take-a-drink"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16734\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}