{"id":17168,"date":"2021-01-19T23:18:51","date_gmt":"2021-01-20T07:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17168"},"modified":"2021-01-19T23:18:53","modified_gmt":"2021-01-20T07:18:53","slug":"the-signs-vote-on-the-best-form-of-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/the-signs-vote-on-the-best-form-of-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"The signs vote on the best form of chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>Chicken Nuggets or Tenders?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Aries \u23e4 69 cents for chicken nuggets.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Taurus \u23e4 Yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Gemini \u23e4 One of each obviously<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Cancer \u23e4 Nuggets<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Leo \u23e4 Why, are you buying?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Virgo \u23e4 What Scorpio said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Libra \u23e4 The ones from Lunchables<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Scorpio \u23e4 Nuggets, dino ones specifically. Anything else is subpar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Sagittarius \u23e4 raw????? uwu<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Capricorn \u23e4 Tenders FTW<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Aquarius \u23e4 b r e a s t<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Pisces \u23e4 nuggets with honey mustard 10\/10<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n<p>Chicken Nuggets or Tenders? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":17179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[544,399,176,175],"class_list":["post-17168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-astrological-signs","tag-astronomy","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17168\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}