{"id":17352,"date":"2021-02-09T18:55:44","date_gmt":"2021-02-10T02:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17352"},"modified":"2021-02-09T18:55:45","modified_gmt":"2021-02-10T02:55:45","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-49\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Romantic Advice!<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gyrating hips. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Have you read Killing Stalking? It had a lot of helpful tips <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Don\u2019t change who you are as a person just to please a crush<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sometimes, in life and in love, risks must be taken.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Find a sugar daddy on Omegle and call it a day<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Romance is dead. Lie in your grave<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Idk Mercury is in retrograde or something, good luck I guess<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Honestly just shoot your shot, the worst thing that can happen is they say \u2018no,\u2019 right?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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get drunk and watch a movie with your partner, RESPONSIBLY<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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You don\u2019t have to be in a relationship right now to know your self worth, let life progress naturally. You might be surprised what comes your way.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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Listen to boyfriend ASMR in the dark and pretend that you\u2019re not lonely<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Most times love will lead to tears. I cry everyday anyway so it\u2019s worth the risk.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

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