{"id":17574,"date":"2021-04-06T18:45:19","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T02:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17574"},"modified":"2021-04-06T18:45:20","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T02:45:20","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-54\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Which class drove the signs mad? <\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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The one with my professor that did not respond to my emails ever<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Any class with a zoom meeting during finals week<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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idk what y\u2019all are talking abt, i taught myself this term<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And they didn\u2019t pay you? Asking for a friend -Leo<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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My classes were chill\u23e4 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Shout out to the prof who just started grading stuff from week 4. Thx for making it really difficult to study for finals owo<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m just glad I never have to take a literature class again<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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The social class. I am succumbing to the pressure of maintaining multiple jobs and school. But like whoooo Spring Break ig\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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D, all of the above<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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Oh, you know\u2026 that professor who decided that using McGraw-Hill\u2019s connect was a good idea t(-.-t)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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I won\u2019t say names, but let\u2019s just go with the prof who didn\u2019t know how to do a ppt<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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F–k that class that didn\u2019t grant an extension when i lost power<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t understand why I need to study English when I already speak it.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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