{"id":18214,"date":"2021-10-12T18:50:31","date_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=18214"},"modified":"2021-10-12T18:50:32","modified_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:50:32","slug":"crack-up-to-these-spooky-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/crack-up-to-these-spooky-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Crack up to these spooky jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hilarious Halloween jokes to rattle the bones<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Western Howl Collective<\/em><\/p>\n

With the Halloween holiday comes many things \u2014 costumes, decorations, scary movies and stories \u2014 but it also brings in the chance to tell some fun, themed jokes to make others laugh during the spooky season. Read on to find some funny Halloween jokes and puns we’ve compiled here at \u201cThe Western Howl.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cDo you want to know how to get a significant other during Halloween? You make sure they\u2019re screaming without the s.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cAre you a vampire? Cause you\u2019re a pain in the neck.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cThe maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it? A coffin.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat did the ghost say to their psychiatrist? I used to be somebody.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat do you call two witches living together? Broommates.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cHow do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhere is a skeleton the most ticklish? Their funny bone.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhy did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat’s it called when a ghost has trouble with his house? A grave problem.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.”\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-Scream!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n


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Compiled by The Western Howl staff<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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