{"id":18815,"date":"2022-04-26T16:39:56","date_gmt":"2022-04-27T00:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=18815"},"modified":"2022-04-26T16:40:17","modified_gmt":"2022-04-27T00:40:17","slug":"horoscopes-issue-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/horoscopes-issue-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes! issue 22"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Love and affection. Don\u2019t touch me.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

Dairy, but that won\u2019t stop me from eating a block of cheese<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Boring people. Surround yourself with interesting characters not NPCs that spew filler language.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

Anything and everything in the air. I can\u2019t stop sneezing 5 times in a row.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

soy, dairy, nuts, peanuts, gluten, eggs, mint, sorghum, buckwheat and happiness\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

Tap water<\/span><\/p>\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

Among us tattoos give me a rash<\/span><\/p>\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Being unpopular<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

homework<\/span><\/p>\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

Slow comput- *BUFFERING*<\/span><\/p>\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

idiots.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

tears, it\u2019s why i\u2019m constantly crying<\/span><\/p>\n

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