{"id":18975,"date":"2022-05-05T19:50:31","date_gmt":"2022-05-06T03:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=18975"},"modified":"2022-05-05T19:50:49","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T03:50:49","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-67","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-67\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

i\u2019m not even learning anything anymore what am I doing here<\/span><\/p>\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

brb gonna\u2026not be here<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Letting other people have the spotlight doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re completely off stage.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

My favorite time of day is when I get to go to bed<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

el gato :\u2019((((( el gato :-(((((<\/span><\/p>\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

Buy yourself some flowers \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

there\u2019s something special about the shame of buying off-brand<\/span><\/p>\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why don\u2019t you paint a little picture for yourself?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

dead inside but still down to party\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

Aggressively helpful…. Not bossy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

No think.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

Get a tattoo, you deserve it<\/span><\/p>\n

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