{"id":20943,"date":"2024-04-23T16:29:03","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T00:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=20943"},"modified":"2024-04-23T16:29:55","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T00:29:55","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-72\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What are the signs bringing to the picnic?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: cream cheese and cucumber finger sandwiches \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: the \u2018special\u2019 brownies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: nothing but a fighting spirit against pollen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: extra strong allergy meds\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: bringing the char-cootcherie board<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: A whole gallon of kombucha\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: The most elaborate and beautiful charcuterie board ever created (you can\u2019t eat it unless they take pictures of it first)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: your mother.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: strawberry lemonade and the Advil<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: enough caffeine to kill a small horse<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: all the chips<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: wine<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20943\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}