{"id":21161,"date":"2024-05-28T16:47:32","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T00:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21161"},"modified":"2024-05-28T16:48:18","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T00:48:18","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-4\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Signs\u2019 favorite class<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: philosophy, so I can say my inner thoughts and still sound smart<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: Lunch hour\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: animal psychology because it&#8217;s cooler than regular psychology<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: nap time\u2026 like in preschool\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: recess!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: gender studies<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: art history\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: the one your mom teaches<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Sex Ed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Cliterature<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: psychology so I can finally understand what\u2019s wrong with me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Music\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21161\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}