{"id":21221,"date":"2024-06-04T15:33:14","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T23:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21221"},"modified":"2024-06-04T15:33:57","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T23:33:57","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-5\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The signs and their mascots<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: trembling chihuahua<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: shark \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: a very two-faced fox<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: KILLER whale\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Lion\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Snapping turtle\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: ugly wolfie from the 90s\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: black cat named Okra\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: elvis presley impersonator\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Oscar the Grouch<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: octopus\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Shellsea from fishhooks\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21221\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}