{"id":21473,"date":"2024-10-29T14:36:31","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T22:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21473"},"modified":"2024-10-29T14:36:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T22:36:43","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-8\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made-up horoscopes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Signs responding to a 2 A.M. &#8220;you up?&#8221; text<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: Notification wakes them up, leaves it on read<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: Is up watching TikTok but doesn\u2019t answer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: too busy stealing stop signs to respond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: \u201cI\u2019m already here\u2026 check the closet ;)\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: definitely awake doing their seasonal midnight deep-clean<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: Yep playing minecraft&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: \u201conly if you agree to be my sacrifice\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: can\u2019t answer because they lost their phone somewhere<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: phone is on DND<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: The one who sends the \u201cyou up\u201d text<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: Nope avoids that completely<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Signs responding to a 2 A.M. &#8220;you up?&#8221; text Aries: Notification wakes them up, leaves it on read Taurus: Is up watching TikTok but doesn\u2019t answer Gemini: too busy stealing stop signs to respond Cancer: \u201cI\u2019m already here\u2026 check the closet ;)\u201d&nbsp; Leo: No. Virgo: definitely awake doing their seasonal midnight deep-clean Libra: Yep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21476,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21473\/revisions\/21476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}