{"id":21772,"date":"2024-11-26T16:53:54","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T00:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21772"},"modified":"2024-11-26T16:54:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T00:54:50","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-9\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made-up horoscopes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Signs as things you&#8217;d leave in an Uber<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: a Spongebob golf ball<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: The phone number of their enemy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: intentionally leaves behind trash they didn\u2019t want to take care of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: phone.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: their friends<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: a pair of shoes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: Used hotdog wrapper with dried mustard&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: Your dignity<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: Chapstick<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: Spends ten minutes checking they didn\u2019t forget anything<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: All of their luggage<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: A CD of \u201cWeird Al\u201d Yankovic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Signs as things you&#8217;d leave in an Uber Aries: a Spongebob golf ball Taurus: The phone number of their enemy Gemini: intentionally leaves behind trash they didn\u2019t want to take care of Cancer: phone.&nbsp; Leo: their friends Virgo: a pair of shoes Libra: Used hotdog wrapper with dried mustard&nbsp;&nbsp; Scorpio: Your dignity Sagittarius: Chapstick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21772"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21778,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21772\/revisions\/21778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}