{"id":21891,"date":"2025-01-07T14:48:26","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T22:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21891"},"modified":"2025-01-07T14:49:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-07T22:49:08","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-10\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">The Signs over Winter Break:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: Spends their life savings on presents<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: Makes far too many baked goods<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: lowkey the grinch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: tangled in Christmas lights \ud83d\ude41&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: Hitting the slopes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: finally gonna write that book (not really)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: in a meat coma&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: Ho ho ho-ing it up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: getting turnt AF<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: break? never heard of her&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: Silently judging all of the presents<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: sleeping until noon every day&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Signs over Winter Break: Aries: Spends their life savings on presents Taurus: Makes far too many baked goods Gemini: lowkey the grinch Cancer: tangled in Christmas lights \ud83d\ude41&nbsp;&nbsp; Leo: Hitting the slopes Virgo: finally gonna write that book (not really) Libra: in a meat coma&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Scorpio: Ho ho ho-ing it up Sagittarius: getting turnt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21894,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21891\/revisions\/21894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}