{"id":22064,"date":"2025-01-28T16:56:40","date_gmt":"2025-01-29T00:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=22064"},"modified":"2025-01-28T16:57:23","modified_gmt":"2025-01-29T00:57:23","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-12\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Signs as houseplants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: Bird of paradise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: Poinsettia&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: a dead fern<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: a dying cactus with a singular pink flower&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: Marble Monstera<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: a fake houseplant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: English Ivy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: Snake plant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: String of pearls<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: Neon Pothos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: a spider plant that has grown out of control<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: Anthurium<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Signs as houseplants Aries: Bird of paradise Taurus: Poinsettia&nbsp; Gemini: a dead fern Cancer: a dying cactus with a singular pink flower&nbsp; Leo: Marble Monstera Virgo: a fake houseplant Libra: English Ivy Scorpio: Snake plant Sagittarius: String of pearls Capricorn: Neon Pothos Aquarius: a spider plant that has grown out of control Pisces: Anthurium<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22067,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22064\/revisions\/22067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}