{"id":3842,"date":"2016-05-23T18:17:01","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T02:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernjournal\/?p=3842"},"modified":"2016-05-23T18:17:01","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T02:17:01","slug":"horoscopes-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/horoscopes-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\"Screen
\nHere is a random tweet to I found to guide you through your day. \u201cWhen in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.\u201d -@Tmoney68<\/p>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20
\nThe moons are telling me you\u2019re prepping for summer, Taurus. Take it down a notch, and please stop bathing in tanning oil. You\u2019re getting it all over the place.<\/p>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20
\nI was harsh on you last week, Gemini, when I predicted you\u2019d only get three pumps. I\u2019m feeling generous today. The stars are telling me you\u2019ll get four.<\/p>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22
\nI\u2019m sure you\u2019re wondering why your dog is constantly dressing as a goth princess, Cancer. Just let her do her thing. It\u2019s just a phase.<\/p>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22
\nGo eat a mediocre, chunky peanut butter sandwich.<\/p>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22
\nThe next Arizona iced tea you purchase will be filled entirely with cream cheese.<\/p>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22
\nYou\u2019ve consumed nothing but uncooked ramen noodles for the last 14 days. I\u2019m not trying to tell you how to live your life, Libra \u2026 actually, I am. Switch up your diet. Go eat something covered in chocolate.<\/p>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21
\nScorpio, I\u2019ve got great news for you. Your Justin Trudeau glitter tattoo kit is arriving in the mail tomorrow.<\/p>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21
\nMay 27 is officially the day that you begin dating a 10 piece chicken nuggets box. Congratulations. I\u2019ll send you a card.<\/p>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19
\nSave the date November 24, 2016.<\/p>\n

Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18
\nThat plaid shirt is simply disgusting.<\/p>\n

Pisces 2\/19-3\/20
\nThat\u2019s not your cat, it\u2019s a raccoon. Put your glasses back on, Pisces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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