  {"id":8478,"date":"2018-10-31T00:20:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T08:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=8478"},"modified":"2018-11-01T14:39:54","modified_gmt":"2018-11-01T22:39:54","slug":"humor-night-of-the-living-dead-mascots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/humor-night-of-the-living-dead-mascots\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor: Night of the living dead mascots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies-1024x884.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"548\" height=\"473\" class=\" wp-image-8479 aligncenter\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies-1024x884.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies-768x663.jpg 768w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies-1080x933.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2018\/10\/DeadWolfies.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 548px) 100vw, 548px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Lake Larsen<\/strong> | Sports Editor<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Western has never been good at commitment. In the 156 year history of the school, Western has been called by six different names. While the name changes actually represented the changes in the school\u2019s curriculum, Western\u2019s changes in other areas show an attempt to try to be \u201chip\u201d and \u201ccool.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">These were the changes of the mascot on campus. But calling these creatures \u201cmascots\u201d is kind of a disgrace to the term, as Western\u2019s previous attempts at a mascot can best be described as terrifying and hellacious. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Prior to 1980, the only thing resembling a mascot was a stuffed wolf with terrifying fangs. Typically a mascot is cute, fun or strong. Instead, the students at Oregon College of Education were represented by a hellhound that would more likely be seen tearing the face off a child than cheering on a sports team.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In 1981 Western Oregon State College attempted a real mascot. Emphasis on the term \u201cattempted.\u201d The head of the beast named Waldo was made from paper mach\u00e9 and the lost soul of a demon. His body looked closer to a cross between a gorilla and freakishly large dog. Thanks for the nightmares, WOSC.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">1987 to 1991 saw the best mascot ever to bequeath the campus in Monmouth. It was a real live Alaskan Malamute. He had two different colored eyes, a gorgeous coat of fur, and, while I didn\u2019t personally know him, can only assume he was the goodest boy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">1988 was the return of nightmare fuel on the WOSC campus. The next version of Waldo looked more cuddly than before and actually had a cute face with light grey fur. However, don\u2019t look too closely into the eyes of this demon in disguise. His eyes are as black as the void and probably are home to the students of past years that never made it out of finals week with their sanity.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">1994 took a turn for WOSC and instead of designing the mascot after the embodiment of fear, they went for pure stupidity. Waldo 3.0 had an enormous snout with a foot long tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth. Looking at the bright red, floppy tongue only brings up one question: \u201cwhy?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">1999 brought home a mascot that honestly wasn\u2019t awful. This new wolf was still roaming around the campus nearly 20 years later. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">However, by 2015 Wolfie had definitely seen better days. His fur looked closer to a shag carpet that had been worn out for years. His eyes were matted over and were as dead as every student in an 8 a.m. class. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">2016 was the birth of the current Wolfie. This Wolfie is actually cute, not terrifying. Strong, not stupid. Fun, not horrifying. So, I guess, thank you Wolfie for actually being normal and not a demon or a dunce.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Contact the author at <a href=\"mailto:llarsen13@mail.wou.edu\">llarsen13@mail.wou.edu<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Photo courtesy of Denise Visua\u00f1o<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lake Larsen | Sports Editor Western has never been good at commitment. In the 156 year history of the school, Western has been called by six different names. 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