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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Remember Taurus, it\u2019s never too late or too early to take a nap.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Happy Thanksgiving, Gemini. Pull out the stretchy pants \u2014 we\u2019re eating a WEIRD amount of green bean casserole.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Can no one see what is happening here\u2026 I guess that\u2019s fine given the current brain activity used elsewhere. <\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Pikachu or Eevee. Decisions, decisions\u2026 <\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Your procrastination is gettin\u2019 preeetty intense, Virgo. You should probably do something about that. At some point. Whenever you get around to it. Or not. Whatever. <\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] The stars say your Thanksgiving dinner should be the food equivalent of \u2018go big or go home.\u2019 <\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] You really should buy the stars a new computer, Scorpio. We do a lot for you.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Hey Sagittarius, your mom keeps calling us and asking for your Christmas list. You really need to start working on that.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Dead week is upon us\u2026 the due date for all the work you\u2019ve put off since Week 1 is approaching\u2026 yeah, you\u2019re on your own.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Now comes the biggest decision of your life Aquarius: do you fill your plate up for 3rds of mash potatoes and gravy, or save room for the eventual pie?<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n [fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Ahh, end of term. Time to make a second home in the library.<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] The stars foresee a large number of leftovers in your near future. Maybe you could hook us up with some mashed potatoes. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Remember Taurus, it\u2019s never too late or too early to take a nap. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Happy Thanksgiving, Gemini. Pull out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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