{"id":9827,"date":"2019-04-03T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-04T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=9827"},"modified":"2019-04-03T16:48:50","modified_gmt":"2019-04-04T00:48:50","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-12\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] The Stars are still in a \u201csuns out guns out\u201d kind of mood right now. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Hey Taurus, I hope you\u2019re ready to SPRING into a new term. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Glad to see you spent the entire Spring Break sleeping. You do you, I guess? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Suns out, procrastination out. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] I know it\u2019s spring, but I\u2019m still hoping for another snow day. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Aight, let\u2019s do this, Virgo. Ten more weeks \u2018til freedom. Unless you\u2019re taking summer classes. In that case, RIP. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] As the superior zodiac sign, we will avoid using \u201cspring\u201d puns in our horoscope unlike SOME signs. Now, are we ready to make Spring Term a breeze? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Have you ever met someone who is the human version of getting rick rolled? Or are YOU that person? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Over break, Eugene from the Try Guys named you the second best sign. He knows what\u2019s up. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Go ahead and order a large coffee with three extra shots of espresso on us, Capricorn. You\u2019re gonna need it. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] It’s spring Aquarius, and you know what that means *ungodly gross sniffling sound* allergies. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] If they say bless your heart they think you\u2019re stupid\u2026 *cries over cheeseburger* [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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