{"id":9996,"date":"2019-04-17T12:58:14","date_gmt":"2019-04-17T20:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=9996"},"modified":"2019-04-17T12:58:14","modified_gmt":"2019-04-17T20:58:14","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-14\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] It is your birthright to celebrate your birthday every day of Aries season. If you\u2019re not, then you\u2019re doing something wrong. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] The stars have heard whispers of a Star Wars club forming\u2026 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Ok so can we bring back light-up shoes [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] Okay, that\u2019s enough Oregon \u2014 can we get some sun now? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] MAKE SURE TO BREAK DOWN YOUR NACHO THOROUGHLY. It hurts when you swallow a big piece D; [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Let me blow your mind real quick: It\u2019s only Week 3. *Mind = blown* [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Sure, Libra, keep complaining about the rain. We know in a few weeks you\u2019ll be complaining about the heat. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] T A K E T H E L E A P. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Sooo, pizza for lunch again? Okay, cool. Good call. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Due to unforeseen circumstances, Capricorn will not be attending class today. (Unforeseen circumstance: stayed up until 5 a.m. watching Netflix.) [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Do you even have time to be reading this Aquarius? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Goes to college. Graduates from college. Still isn\u2019t qualified for any job. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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