April Fools Day Issue
When you find yourself down because your date stands you up, there’s always free wood behind Rice Auditorium.
                                          The life of dating a trash girl.
                                  For the students looking to bypass all that romance and just get screwed, or buy screws, head to the local hardware store.
                                          Looking to do a little pre-date grooming to make sure you’re looking your best for your upcoming date? Rent a Rug Doctor. Carpet cleaning is always a good choice.
                       Breaking into the old police station with a brick is always super romantic. We recommend borrowing one from a nearby construction site. Great for those college students on a budget.
